So while Kootie and Koobert are out gallivanting across America seeking each other, I thought I would relate an older story of their exploits.
I could tell it was going to be a truly grand day out. Kootie was wearing her favorite summer beret with sparkly sequins, and Koobert was armed with eight shiny quarters; clearly, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘storytime’
In the Land of Skee
Posted in humor, storytime, tagged arcade, humor, skee-ball, storytime on October 5, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Toastmaster Koobert
Posted in humor, storytime, travel, tagged Denver, humor, political satire, storytime on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I just saw Koobert on television. Perhaps you saw him too?
To say it all started a few days ago is a really gross oversimplification, but that’s actually a specialty of mine. Koobert was hanging out at a landfill in Oklahoma, keeping company with several old plastic bags of my discarded household goods, when several enormous [...]
Finally Unpacking
Posted in humor, k&k-ology, storytime, tagged humor, moving day, storytime, unpacking on August 2, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Moving is a beautiful and awful experience. Of course, it is easier to see the beauty of it when it is all over. At least, I hope that’s when the beauty of it becomes evident, and I’m optimistic that will be something I experience in the near future, as soon as I finally finish unpacking.
It [...]
Rank and File
Posted in humor, storytime, tagged humor, storytime on August 22, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I have to tell you that this sort of story is really my favorite kind of Kootie and Koobert adventure. It’s simple, yet to hear them tell it, I get such vivid pictures of the event, it makes me wish I could have been along for the ride.
It seems that one fine morning not too [...]
One-Legged Wonders
Posted in humor, k&k-ology, storytime, tagged bicycle, city park, humor, storytime on August 12, 2007 | 6 Comments »
A young boy recently asked me a question that, I have to confess had never even really occurred to me to wonder about. “Since Kootie and Koobert only have one leg, how do they, you know, go to the bathroom?”
Pardon me while I let that sink in for a minute.
Kootie and Koobert visit CNN headquarters
Posted in humor, storytime, tagged CNN, humor, political satire, storytime on July 15, 2007 | 3 Comments »
One day, Kootie and her little brother Koobert were hopping down a spacious city street on a beautiful sunny day in Atlanta, Georgia. The air was warm and moist, the sounds and smells dominated by rushing automobile traffic. Our fine adventurers deftly hopped and dodged largely unnoticed among the bustling ankles and swinging purses of [...]
